The Test

Cool. I just discovered this and obviously someone is on drugs.....

I want to take you higher

Elements of the past and elements of the future

Give it up now! English comedy is the best, this is from the BBC show "the Mighty Boosh"

James Bond Hells Yeah

Its 007 time again and nothing makes me want to commit deth defying stunts in a nice suit like a good James bond theme


Sexy in all aspects is the new movie "Quantum of Solace" the title alone sends a massive shiver of anticipation down my spine. I'm sure that as i walk out of the cinema i will once again ponder moving to the UK, obtaining citizenship, joining MI6 and kicking villain ass all over Europe... or maybe not.

Bjork is awesome

Future Robot band. Today!

I give you the Trons! This greatly reminds me of Futurama for some reason. Oh and Hurrah to basement dwelling nerds everywhere for their ingenuity! Via YouTube also see the trons on their myspace page
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Better Luck Next Time

This just blows my mind. That two individuals could be so intelligent, articulate and creative. Oh please don't watch the whole thing.

Ahh Diabeetus

And now in surround sound.....

Holy BubbleGum!

Artist Maurizo Savini makes incredibly detailed sculptures out of bubblegum, Incredible! Via DarkRoasted Blend

Mongo!

Map Via Strange Maps
He faltered, seemingly reluctant to offer a reply. I had often discussed earth with him, given him earth old earth adages and sayings that even i was proud to have thought of. Yet here we stood in the hellish fury of Vultan's furnaces and all he could do was sit on the fence. Some obscure piece of wisdom resting in the old man's throat. I wiped my forehead as sweat attempted to obscure my vision. The orange flicker intensified, finally he spoke, "On Mongo we say, what the mind can't imagine, the body can do.".....
I found this map of Mongo, Strange times indeed.

The madness contunues...

(Aller!) your grilling fears!

Never fear for your meat again! The BBQ sword fends off whatever ill may interrupt your grilling festivities, and is available at firebox.com in exchange for 30 of your finest greenbacks.
Huzzah, let the dangerous grilling accidents begin! via uncrate

Lego madness

We're open until we're closed!

I spotted this sign when traveling in northern climes, it screamed out at me, and i have no idea what its exact words were but they may have been something like this:
The homegrown entrepreneurial spirit at its best, in the land of Americana. Welcome to cheap beer, rusty old machines, and dick's stuff.

War of the worlds: Bangkok Edition

From Stuck In Customs' on Flickr

Intriguing and awesome.

Steampunk Etsy blog posts are overdone

But i cannot resist the allure and sexiness of watch movements, so here it is the steampunk ring from etsy, Beautiful? yes, masculine? well uh who can tell? I will resist wandering through the internet and looking at watch movements for now.

Blondtex eh?

The Online 1930's to 1940's condom museum has about a dozen images of vintage condoms with relatively strange advertising. Some of these condoms are guaranteed for multiple year usage. I am not sure whether this implies the horror of a re-usable three year condom or that these items will not expire till three years. Either way they are cool to look at, blontex would never fly as a brand today, can you image Trojan advertising with a blond woman printed on the packaging and a name like blondtex?

Hell yeah

Image From RoadkillBuddha at Flickr
For all you Bubba Ho-tep Fans out there. If you don't already know director/writer Don Coscarelli is creating a fantastic sounding prequel to Bubba Ho-tep called "Bubba Nosferatu and the Curse of the She-Vampires" If you don't know about Bubba Ho-tep then you are seriously missing out on one of the greatest adventures of all time, where elvis and John F. Kennedy Jr. do battle with a mummy in an east texas rest home. Therefore you need to see this! Anyway the soon to be prequel sounds equally amazing and is sure to be a must see, i only hope that the above picture inspires and sequal to the original called, "Bubba Ho-tep and the mighty skunk-ape".

D Face: irony at its best

Just got this off of Dark Roasted Blend Site in their blog on senseless signage Image is credited to National Geographic. This is a beautiful example of simple irony voila!

Government at work

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I found this to be amusing. thanks to thomas.loc.gov

33. [110th] H.RES.892 : Expressing support for designation of March 11, 2008, as "National Funeral Director and Mortician Recognition Day".
Sponsor: Rep Wilson, Charles A. [OH-6] (introduced 12/18/2007) Cosponsors (74)
Committees: House Oversight and Government Reform
Latest Major Action: 3/13/2008 House committee/subcommittee actions. Status: Ordered to be Reported (Amended) by Voice Vote.

Dingly Dangly Ostrich

This is pretty much the greatest name for a product I can ever think of. Sold on Piako Ostriches out of New Zealand the product is actually called "Dingly Dangly ostrich" and for only $8.00 plus outstanding shipping you can enjoy it's wonders as well!! I only wonder how this is both dingly AND dangly, otherwise it looks rather ruffed up.

Dr. Who + Yeti = B- movie mugatu

Striking fear into the hearts of CGI everywhere!!!

Large and in charge

I came across this when wandering through L.A. and decided that it had complete control over my mind. I began to crave the donut! But this passed out of my mind as soon as i saw the next billboard for who the hell knows what.

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This is a forum of Quirky, amusing, Random and most of all bizzaro things that pique curiosity and lead to tangents, and mind wandering. The first tidbit is coming soon, wait for it, mull over it and forget it ever existed as you move on to another topic entirely